==> http://bhlinks.com/gt

Go test it out for yourself.

(Don’t forget, there are a LOT MORE ways to use this service. Some sneaky… mwuhahahaha!)

Shoulders: 52″

Waist: 36″

Height: 72″

Ideal Measurements:

Shoulders: 52″

Waist: 32″

Programs under fire:

• Adonis Index Systems…
• Eat Stop Eat Fasting…

Tune in next Monday for this first check in.

gwnn@flablabs.com

… for more details.

(I know that sounds a little crazy, but its pretty true)

Check out the vid and tell me what you think.

UPDATE (7/9) 103 Lovely Ladies are participating so far…

Hey… come help out… I promise it’ll be fun… lol

All you need to do is just retweet a few links and maybe even talk some junk.

Either way, I think you’ll enjoy yourself.

(Just don’t take it too far and point guys out and say “Hey, you obviously need this”)

Here’s the email form… just plop it in for “Ladies Only” secret access

I’ve got to admit, I’ve done damn near ALL of these at some time or another. (and this is as a small child, we haven’t even GOTTEN to the teen aged years yet!)

I think I had a room on lock down in the hospital for a while there… HAHA!

Anyway, here’s the first edition of Friday Funnies. Enjoy, share, and tell us which one is YOUR favorite.

Have an awesome weekend!

And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like…

1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.

2 .) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.

3.) A 3-year old boy’s voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.

4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not strong enough to rotate a 42 pound boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20×20 ft. room.

5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.

6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn’t stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.

7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words ‘uh oh’, it’s already too late.

8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.

9.) A six-year old boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old man says they can only do it in the movies.

10.) Certain Lego pieces will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old boy.

11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.

12.) Super glue is forever.

13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can’t walk on water.

14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.

15.) VCR’s do not eject ‘PB & J’ sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.

16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.

17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.

18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.

19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.

20.) The fire department in Toronto has a 5-minute response time.

21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.

22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.

23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.

24.) 80% of Women will retweet or share this with almost all of their friends, with or without kids.

25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.

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Which one is YOUR favorite?

Let me know what questions you have so that I can get them addressed.

Oh, and don’t forget to slap your email in to the right. Nothing to buy, just cool updates and maybe a secret video or 2.

Just watch the video above if you want to learn a little about me.

THEN…

… gimme your email address so I can send you lots of cool tricks and tactics. I promise I’ll take good care of it. ======>

(I don’t have anything to sell, by the way)

Welcome to the show, behave… and let me know what kind of questions you have and how I can best help you in the comments section below.